Justin The Funny Robot

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• A mixtape I threw together. Free 45 minutes of musics. soundcloud.com/the-lonely-don… 18 hours ago
• Spoiler Alert ... The Avengers win at the end of the movie. 19 hours ago
• Guys! I figured it out! It wasn't John Travolta who sexually assaulted those men! It was Nicholas Cage! #faceoff 2 days ago
• Yanni Hates Yazz #awfulimprovteamnames 3 days ago
• Q: What did the sun say to his father when asked if he needed help unpacking at night? A: "No thanks dad. I'm all set." (I hate me too.) 3 days ago
• Glad Naughty By Nature was in a good mood while writing their best stuff. "Hip Hop Ugh Damnit" just doesn't have the same ring to it. 3 days ago
• True or false: The best Boyz 2 Men ballad is actually about finishing a pint of Ben & Jerry's "Rocky Road." #youbelongtome #ibelongtoyou 3 days ago
• Fun Directions: 1.) Start with the word "The." 2.) Add an "s" to the end of phrase. 3.) Insert favorite band name in the middle. 4.) Enjoy. 3 days ago
• Okay ... Game time ... Q: Which Spice Girls song am I thinking of? A: Why do you still know so many Spice Girls songs? #2Become1 3 days ago
• Every Jay-Z "Guess you could say he has a 100 problems now" joke sucks. Song is 8 years old. He's gotta be working in it. #only54problemsnow 3 days ago
• Someone just tried to tell me CS Lewis wasn't gay. Really? The man created books that said paradise is located through the back of a closet. 3 days ago