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- Did you know that they turn off the ice cream machines at McDonalds at a certain hour? Since when did milkshakes get a bedtime? 7 hours ago
- This happened to my friend last night. I sincerely hope I don't find the person that did this. http://t.co/HFfBloes 15 hours ago
- Roommates just arrived with more peanut butter. They are all consoling me as my tears dry. ALL problems are solved. 1 day ago
- Peanut butter empty! What the hell is going on here?! I'm so worried ... I'm so alone. 1 day ago
- No answer still. I'll ask the peanut butter - he's generally the most talkative of the kitchen. 1 day ago
- Alone in my apt. Spent the past 2 minutes in my kitchen asking the milk "Where is everybody?" He won't answer. Did I do something wrong? 1 day ago
- Dear Girls Gone Wild: Be careful recording ladies showing boobies for beads today. The camera adds 10 pounds. #fattuesday 1 day ago
- Found in the NYC subway. I am now convinced that Dr. Seuss is Banksy and he's sending us a message. http://t.co/ByNiyx3d 3 days ago
- Why the fuck is "Batman Forever" showing on BBC America?! I expect, "Sherlock," re-runs of "The Office (UK)" & "Downton Abbey" at all times! 3 days ago
- Little Drago-N #ROCKYmusicnames 4 days ago
- Tommy Tutone "Gunn" #ROCKYmusicnames 4 days ago
- KD "Clubber" Lang #ROCKYmusicnames 4 days ago
- "Apollo" Creedence Clearwater Revival #ROCKYmusicnames (via @thejasonmarcus & @joshgondelman) 4 days ago
- I have to apologize to Jeremy Lin for my "LIN-den-berg BABY" joke. It wasn't appropriate. It was just "LIN-dberg BABY" #mybad 6 days ago
- A six foot three Asian kid who's also amazing at basketball? I sincerely hope Jeremy Lin sets the genie free with his third wish. 6 days ago
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